Monday, June 30, 2008 at 11:21 PM
I AM OFFICIALLY HIGH!
OMG the trivia thing at raey's blog kicks major ass lah.
I'm like cracking like shit -gross to picture-

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yi Ching!

  1. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Yi Ching orbiting the Earth.
  2. The average duration of sexual intercourse for Yi Ching is two minutes.
  3. It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Yi Ching.
  4. South Australia was the first place to allow Yi Ching to stand for parliament!
  5. Yi Ching can sleep with one eye open.
  6. Yi Ching was named after Yi Ching the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
  7. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Yi Ching.
  8. Finding Yi Ching on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
  9. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Yi Ching!
  10. By tradition, a girl standing under Yi Ching cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chervelle!

  1. Chervelle is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
  2. The condom - originally made from Chervelle - was invented in the early 1500s.
  3. There are 336 dimples on Chervelle!
  4. By tradition, a girl standing under Chervelle cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  5. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Chervelle.
  6. Chervelle cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
  7. Chervelle can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders!
  8. Abraham Lincoln, who invented Chervelle, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
  9. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Chervelle in 1504, after eighteen months work.
  10. Chervelle invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yiling!

  1. Yiling can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
  2. Yilingicide is the killing of Yiling!
  3. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Yiling, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  4. Yiling once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
  5. Astronauts get taller when they are in Yiling.
  6. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Yiling.
  7. It is bad luck to walk under Yiling!
  8. Yiling has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
  9. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Yiling in a day.
  10. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Yiling into a volcano it would stop erupting.
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ching Ying!

  1. Baskin Robbins once made Ching Ying flavoured ice cream!
  2. Ideally, Ching Ying should be stored on his side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Ching Ying.
  4. The fingerprints of Ching Ying are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
  5. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Ching Ying!
  6. Ching Yingicide is the killing of Ching Ying.
  7. Ching Ying was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
  8. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Ching Ying', hated Ching Ying and only wrote the book at her publisher's request.
  9. Ching Ying once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
  10. Ching Ying can last longer without water than a camel can.
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CHINGYING'S IS THE FUNNIEST -hyperventilates-


BYEEEEE!

(edit)
LMAOOOO!
I have to add this:
When provoked, Anne Ang will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
Can you freaking picture? HILARIOUS! (i'm crackign again)